Friday, September 23, 2011

AJW 1/24/1993 Outbreak of War, Zenjo vs LLPW


During the opening ceremony they announce the JWP vs AJW matches for Dreamslam I on 4/2, interesting to note that Kansai vs Hotta got by far the loudest pop from the audiance.


- Chikako Hasegawa & Masami Watanabe vs Rie Tamada & Sachiko Nakamura

Chikako & Tamada we all know by now. Watanabe is the future Chaparrita Asari making tape for the 1st time after having debued in Nov last year. Nakamura is one of the countless footnotes in joshi history who came and went quickly without leaving a mark. I'm 99% sure this isn't the same girl with that name who was around in the late 80's with the same name (who's biggest claim to fame was being Manami Toyota's debut opponent) which would make this match the only footage available of this Nakamura her. She's a pretty tall girl, not 6ft or anything but decent size and in thear with tiny folk like Watanabe & Tamada looks like a giant in comparison. Would be interesting to find out why she never stuck around, based on this match she had a decent enough grasp of the basics and looked ok in the ring so maybe injury or something else was the reason? Dunno, mystery for the ages I guess. Match itself was decent as far as rookie matches go. It's been several years since I last watched this show as it was 1 of the 1st joshi VHS tapes I got way back when. My original impresstion was that this was pretty boring but my taste have changed a lot since then and I found this pretty easy to sit through now. Chikako looked the best and got to pick up the win over Nakamura with a standing back body drop, not even the running kind.

- Tomezo Tsunokake vs Mr. Buddhaman

Like usual I skiped this, Budda won if anyone cares.

- Saemi Numata vs Bat Yoshinaga

Numata attacks early, gets in a few moves. Bat gets her down, starts laying in the kicks and toys with her for a couple mins. Bat makes a mistake and Numata gets in a small mini comeback but Bat cuts that shit off and cracks her jaw with a spin kick to end things. Easy fun, only went 4-5 mins. I love Bat & always liked Numata more then most but so did not need to see them going 10 or 15 so i'm fine with this. Pretty much the perfect match that could have been done between these 2.

- Suzuka Minami vs Yumiko Hotta

Match follows an easy pattern. Short bit of Hotta dominating to start, Suzuka taking over for the next 8-9 mins, Hotta comes back and takes over for a while and then a few mins of nearfalls before ending in a 20 min draw. Suzuka's section was awesome as she goes after Hotta's injured left leg and and puts on a clinic, running through various holds to stretch her out and even gets in a chair shot to the knee or too. Things kinda fall apart after Hotta regains controll, she gets sent to the outside and after a short rest they essentially reset the match and Hotta immeditly begins dishing out kicks with both her good and bad leg, killing off the previous 8 mins of the match. Then she goes on a really unfocused string of offense, at first looking like she wanted to take out Suzuka's arm but then forgeting about that plan to toss in a suplex or more kicks but then going back to the arm before giving up completely. Even with only 20 mins to work with this still falls into a lot of the same trappings many other TL draws do as Hotta is clearly wasting time as late as the 18 min mark trying to work camel clutches and shit. Match picks up for the last stretch and they have a cool back and forth near fall stretch, only wish they'd have started it a little sooner. The good outweighs the bad in this but it's nothing special.



- Debbie Malenko & Sakie Hasegawa vs Terri Power & Kaoru Ito

Debbie the Wise pre match promo "Ito's a hell of a wrestler. Teri...you never know what to look for from her. We've got our work cut out for us". Really cool moment to start with early on, Sakie & Deb attack first but get sent outside quickly, Terri then forms a catapult with her arms and launces a running Ito up over into a dive onto both outside. Magical moment follows as Terri gets redemption for her botch of all botches a few months ago and hits the slingshot plauncha perfectly this time wiping everyone out. Rest of the match has everyone sticking to their comfort zone, Ito gets beat up for a while, nice double team STF from Sakie & Deb. Terri gets taged in and does...power stuff. Most of it looked fine actually and outside of 1 or 2 small awkard moments this was a really good match for Terri, maybe the best she's ever looked thinking about it. Debbie tries to take out her arm a little later on but Terri rolls out of the arm lock into the Backlund lift in a fun spot. Finishing run is pretty cool too as we some more nifty double team stuff. Ito doing footstomps off Terri's shoulders, Doomsday Bulldog from Sakie & Deb, etc.. Debbie gets the big win with a top rope norther lights superplex on Ito. Real good match.



- Kyoko Inoue vs Takako Inoue

They do some fast paced highspots to early on, lots of arm drags and lucha style stuff, then Kyoko gains controll and goes into her usual array of wear down holds, dominating for a while. A little pedestrian but good stuff. Match goes to another lvl once Takako comes back and goes into submission queen mode, Kyoko makes her fight for every little hold early on which is a nice touch but Tak perseveres and goes to town on her leg. This is a strategy that has always been something Takako is good at, something that she can dominate with, something that gives her a fighting chance. Following her journey in 92 against bigger name opponents she always failed when she deviated from this, always failed when she tried to act tough, always got her ass kicked when she tried to stand toe to toe with an Aja or Bull or Hokuto. Here, the same thing looks to happen but Takako has other plans. Tak abandons the leg work and starts booting Kyoko upside the head, not enough to hurt, more in an insulting cocky way. Kyoko looks at her like "are you kidding me?" and elbows her in the face in retaliation, Tak fires back but it gets her nowhear and Kyoko regains the advantage for a bit. Awesome moment as Kyoko goes for her running back elbow and Tak catches her mid run and seamlessly rolls into a leg bad. Again though, Takako has something she needs to prove and she turns things back into a brawl again and the match goes outside. Takako surprisingly wins this encounter being really agressive and hitting Kyoko with her shoulder drop suplex on the floor. Nice bit of applause for Takako from the crowd in apreciation as if to say "holy shit we didn't exspect that, awesome, fuck her up". Of course, the Kyoko clap clap clap chants start soon enough as well so they're still with her. With a little help from a slow ass counting ref Kyoko milks the 20 count for all it's worth really putting over the pain. After getting back in Tak gets in another shoulder drop suplex, a top rope arm drag and a top rope superplex all for 2 counts. Kyoko counters Tak coming off the ropes with a powerslam to turn the tide and then signals for the Niagra Driver and I have never ever ever seen someone convery the look of desperation, the look of "please god let me end this" like Kyoko is here. Having taken so much damage Kyoko strugles to lift Tak and drops her on the 1st attempt, the 2nd attempt Tak escapes and they battle over a backslide which Kyoko wins. Still fighting out of desperation Kyoko gets in the airplane spin power bomb and Tak kicks out at fucking 1 with her near last bit of energy. The ref begins a standing 10 count which allows Kyoko to regain her composure and now starts looking less desperate and more like "come on bitch, i'll show you". Tak uses her very very last bit of energy to make it up by 9 and is met with a simple but stiff slap from Kyoko to knock her out and get pined to end things. Post match barely celebrates and doesn't check on her opponent either, she just walks away stoicly, she won but only just barely. Takako died a warrior's death and proved her point, proved she can hang with the big dogs afterall, proved she won't be a pushover any longer. I remember 1st watching this years ago and thinking it was a real good match but nothing special, re-watching it now, knowing more of the backstory I apreciated it a lot more. The finishing sequence is up thear with Aja/Bull as one of my fave endings to a match ever and overall this is an awesome match, great blend of story & pure workrate action. Def Takako's best ever at this stage.





- Toshiyo Yamada & Manami Toyota vs Aja Kong & Bull Nakano

Follows your basic tag formula. Toyota & then Yamada both have exstended sections getting beat down and Bull & Aja are quite fired up on this night. Bull especially but Aja too are having a grand old time torturing their poor opponents. Lots of Bull lariating folk in the jaw, crushing ppl with splashes, Aja smashng skulls in, punting ppl in the back, fun double teams, general stiffness and stretching goodness. Bull even bust out the running cross body ala Aja early on for kicks. In between Toyota & Yamada's butt whopins Yamada does manage to take down Bull for a while and her & Toyota get a little bit of revenge in but it doesn't last long as they piss off Bull and she takes back over. Later in the match once they make their comeback it's again Bull who's on the recieving end of a bigger batch of offense. A lot of speed & technique based stuff leads to their success and Aja accidently waffling Bull with a uraken helps too. Fun dive sequence sees Toyota wiping out on her quebrada attempt hitting Yamada instead and then Aja crashing and buring on a freakin diving cross body to the floor which takes out Bull, Kyoko & Bat. Toyota & Yamada get in a bunch of double teams on Bull but Aja recovers enough to save and they regain controll. Toyota eats a Bull leg drop but Yamada saves at the last second so Bull decides she's done playing around and goes straight to the moonsault to kill Toyota off and win it. Interesting to see they're continuing the Toyota as weak link story. Dug how they went out of their way to protect Aja as at no point was she allowed to look weak, she just kicked a lot of ass and looked like a monster with Bull being the one who took the majority of the punishment for their team with Aja having to come to her rescue a few times. Bull for her part even though she was the more vulnerable one, she's always been smart about being able to maintain her aura of toughness, making sure you know even when she's down she's not out. Toyota & Yamada even though they were fighting from underneath most of the match never came across like they didn't have a chance and this was far from a squash. Great great match all around.









- Akira Hokuto, Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda vs Harley Saito, Eagle Sawai & Miki Handa

Not as much of a pure brawl as I remembered it being. There's a few moments whear things get out of control and all 6 end up fighting all over. People get thrown into chairs, bodies fly all over, the usual. Shimoda gets bodyslamed on the anounce table by Harley right in front of Kandori & Rumi Kazama who were sitting near by, looked nasty too as Shimoda only hit the edge. Later on Shimoda piledrives Handa on the same table which doesn't break and didn't look fun. Aside from that the match mostly took place in the ring but still reamined nothing less then a total hate filled war. From moment 1 there's death stares all around before the bell even rings, no one's taking their eyes off each other with things ready to explode at any second. Handa slaps Shimoda during the introductions and gets held back by Hokuto from going nuts on her, instead she sends Mita in after Eagle to start and it's all go from thear. You'll rarely see matches so intense & emotional. With JWP & FMW the rivalry was always a tad more respect & pride based, with LLPW things just felt more personal. Every little thing they do in this match from a simple arm bar or a roll up to a suplex or kick has something extra behind it, every change in momentum feels important and every moment feels like a struggle. You get the sense that both teams came with the attitude of "losing is not an option". Too many highlights to single anything out, just great action from start to finish with an insane K-Hall crowd living & dying with every move & cheering on the hometown Zenjo team. Match comes down to everyone in the ring going at it, LCO gain the advantage long enough for Mima & Mita to lift up Handa for a doomsday missile dropkick from Hokuto, Shimoda goes for the pin but it gets broken up, Eagle & Harley quickly get dumped outside again and Hokuto swoops in with a quick NLB on Handa that allows Shimoda to pin her for the 3 count. In a year of amazing matches this isn't quite MOTYC but it's up thear among the best matches of the year. Post match is almost as awesome as the match itself. Harley gets on the mic 1st to talk shit and provoke things, Hokuto tells her to shut up and then turns her attention to Kandori. Kandori runs in sporting an awesome white sweater and what appear to be plaid zubaz or sweat pants which I didn't know they made. Kandori throws her freakin shoe at Hokuto and after doing some yelling of her own a big pull apart brawl breaks out. As things settle down, Suzuka Minami gets on the mic says she wants in on this and more challenges are laid down. In the back Hokuto not happy to have just won slaps the ever loving hell out of her 2 deciples and screams at them for not doing better in the match, laying down the law and telling them that this war is just getting started. Show then ends with 1 more confrontation between Kandori backed up by Harley & Hokuto backed up by Suzuka as they meet in the locker room and build up their singles match some more with about a million press & photographers looking on.






Saturday, September 17, 2011

A Mish Mash of random thougts - Zero-1, Battlarts & WWE

Zero-1 10/11/2010

- (International Jr. Title) Ikuto Hidaka (c) vs Masamune


Really dug the opening matwork section but the rest of this felt flat like it was missing that extra spark of energy to take it to the next level. Darkly lit, small building with a half asleep crowd didn't help, whole thing just felt more like a slightly above average house show match then a televised championship title bout.

- Masato Tanaka & Shinjiro Ohtani vs Tetsuhiro Kuroda & Kintaro Kanemura

Kanemura & Tanaka are among my 10 most favorite wrestlers ever, Kuroda's pretty up thear too and i've alwasys loved Ohtani but everyone in this is well past their prime except Tanaka so I didn't have high hopes. At best I fig this would be a fun trip down memory lane, get in, hit a few sig spots and call it a wrap but they worked pretty hard with Kuroda especially steping things up. Final few mins with him vs Ohtani were pretty nice as they've always worked well together. Fun match that exceded my exspectations.

Battlarts

10/05/1998

Bob Backlund vs Daisuke Ikeda

Bob Backlund, Japan, Battlarts, Insane over the top theatrics, 85% whackiness, Backlund screaming, yelling, dancing, doing Terry Funk style animated crazy man bumping & goofball selling, wild swinging into thin air, falling over on fans, Backlund slaps the hell out of Ikeda, Ikeda gives Backlund the stiffest headbutt he's likely ever taken in his life, sold out K-hall crowd going apeshit, jumping up & down and loving every second, EXACTLY how you figure this would be on paper. Yup....

(B-CUP '98 Tournament R1) Hisakatsu Oya vs Greg Valentine

Was curious to see how much Valentine would try and adapt his style to Battlarts and the answer is that, well, he didn't. He pretty much just wrestled the same here as he would anywhear else in the world. No knock however as Valentine is still pretty dang awesome even this late in his career and this match is all about him showing off. Big batches of stiff chops, forearms & elbows, toss in a figure 4 and you're good to go. The mainstream US sceen had passed him by at this stage but he looked like he'd have fit right in working any number of Japan promotions at the time. Also gotta say, as a long time FMW super fan it was weird as hell watching Oya play underdog whiping boy as every other match of his I can think of that i've seen he either wrestles on the same level as his opponent or is a dominating heel/craft vetran. Here he just gets the crap kicked out of him and then wins with a surprise roll up. He didn't stink at the role but not exactly his forte etither. Anyways still a really fun sub 10 min match.

(B-CUP '98 Tournament R1) Yuki Ishikawa vs Mitsuhiro Matsunaga

Good vs Evil, Them vs Us, 2 mother fuckers that don't like each other about to fight. Ishikawa, Battlarts Ace, representitive of clean pure skill based sportsman like grappling & striking contest. Matsunaga, Mr. Danger, dastardly invader, representitive of anything goes, weapon wielding hardcore matches. Matsunaga waste no time getting things started as he whips out a fuckin sword he smugled into the ring and goes after Ishikawa. He then uses every other dirty trick he can think of, he stabs him with a fork, he uses chairs, he chokes, he stomps, he bites him with his vampire fangs, just for the hell of it he goes back to his martial arts roots and tosses in a few karate kicks and a suplex too. Ishikawa fights back here and thear but keeps getting cut off and gets bloodied up. He does kind of wussy blade job on his head actually but all is forgiven when a few mins later he goes to the complete other end of the spectrum of balls out manliness and gets his arm legit carved up by Matsunaga's fork and starts driping blood all over. Finally he's able to catch Matsunaga with something and make his comeback to the delight of the crowd, and since this match is about pride as much as anything he never results to using Matsunaga's own weaposn against him. Instead he proves his style is better and finishes him with holds & suplexes, a quick sleeper puts Matsunaga out and Ishikawa mounts him and rains down punches as the ref calls for the bell and gives him the KO victory. Pro Wrestling can't get any more Pro Wrestling then this match here. Great stuff.

10/23/1998

Yuki Ishikawa & Bob Backlund vs Alexander Otsuka & Hisakatsu Oya

You can really tell the Bat Bat guys are just totally marking out to be in thear with Backlund, loving it just as much as the fans. Anyways, this was much better then the Ikeda singles match wth a more impressive Backlund performance as you still get all the crazy old man fun but also get more "hey don't forget i'm still a really great wrestler who'll rip your freakin arm off" stuff to go along with it. Lot of diffrent things going on in this match, some comedy, some shoot style, some old school Muga goodness, someone busting out a suicide dive. Really impressed by how well they blended it all together. They aren't doing 1 long stretch of a certain style and then moving on, they pretty rapidly switch from one mode to another but it all feels totally natural and seamless with everyone on the same page. Good stuff

Also, i've decided Bob Backlund vs Johnny Saint is my new dream match :)
 
 
WWE Survivor Series 11/18/2007


2007 doesn't feel THAT long ago but it's coming up on 4 years now. Weirded me out to see how much turn over in talent there's been since this show, of the 40-50 people including anouncers and stuff that appeared on this show only maybe 1/4 are still around today and that's including guys like HHH & Taker who aren't around that much. Random fact, in the time since this show's happened HHH has only held the title 2 times, hard to believe. Only matches on this entire show that really lived up to my exspectations was the 10 woman tag & Hornswaggle vs Khali. Diva tag wasn't great, only went 5 mins, just enough for everyone to get in, do a tiny bit and then get out quickly, but it was enjoyable enough popcorn action + Mickie James kissed Melina for the pin, can't complain about that. The midget vs the giant only went 3 mins and had Khali smackig the hell out of him with a stiff as slap to the head which made me laugh. Hell in a Cell with Undertaker vs Batista I liked a lot too, best match on the show easily but judged against other Cell matches it felt really middle of the pack. Punk/Miz/Morrison was OK, but nothing memorable at all. Tag title match with Murdoch/Cade vs Rhodes/Holly was just plain fucking awful and felt like it draged forever. 9 man Survivor Series match I enjoyed but felt like it should have been better, just a nice solid match with a few really good moments mixed in. No one really looked bad in the match but the best guys in the by far were Finlay, Rey, Big Daddy V & HHH. The exstended HHH/Jeff vs Umaga/Finlay portion was the best part but a little too little too late to save the whole thing. Orton vs HBK stunk, i've been watching a lot of World of Sport the past few days so going from seeing Jim Breaks & Johnny Saint & Zoltan Bostchick rip things up on the mat to Shawn Michaels & Orton busting out a 20 pound bag of nothin hapening chinlocks is quite painful and I was suprememly bored by about 75% of this match. The match being built around the lame ass Orton can lose the title by DQ (hmmmmm, sounds familiar but I don't know why) vs HBK can't use the Superkick (yawn) stip didn't help. Also, post match there's quite the moment whear Shawn is selling the horrible beating he's taken during the match, crawling on his hands and knees desperatly reaching towards the fans to help pull him up, instead the fans just grab his hand and happily mug to the camera making the stupidest faces you could possibly imagine, HBK and his pain and suffering 3 inches from his face be damned. Whole show really felt like a glorified Smackdown.

WWE Superstars 8/26/2010

-Goldust vs William Regal

Didn't get nearly as much out of this as some others did. A fairly good 5 minute tv match but that's all it is, nothing to really memorable or standout.

- Curt Hawkins & Vance Archer vs The Dudebusters

Fairly bland match, first time seeing the Dudebusters that I can remember, wasn't that impressed outside of one of them hitting a pretty sweet dropkick from the top. First time seeing Vance Archer since his TNA days, he's a guy I always liked and thought got unfairly labled as a really shitty wrestler by a lot of people. He's not the greatest ever or anything but he has his moments and he looked fine here. I'm surprised the WWE never did much with him as there's far worse guys they keep around.

- Chris Masters vs Drew McIntyre

Having not seen any of his work since his crappy first run a few years back this got recomended to me as a match I should check out to see how much Chris Masters had improved. As an overall match I didn't think it was that great, just a good solid bout. Drew, who i've only seen a few times previously didn't look that great here, so that's what took it down for me. He was in controll for most of the match but I really couldn't get into much of his offense. Masters himself did look really awesome however and did a great job selling the leg, it's just that it came across like a 1 man show to me. I've heard they've had other good matches so this was enough to make me want to check out those and some other Masters matches too. Also, never noticed it before but McIntrye looks exactly like Brian Kendrick only taller and sounds exactly like him too except with an accent, weird.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

AJW TV 1/4/1993






Starts out with some footage of AJW's 1992 year end party & awards ceremony. Pretty packed house with a lot of people from other companies showing up, the highlight being Atsushi Onita wandering around and posing with babies. Yoshida, Hotta, Hokuto & Bull all win various lesser singles awards. Toyota & Yamada win tag team of the year and for the big 2 awards, Toyota/Yamada vs OZ/Kansai won MOTY and Aja won MVP.


- (All Pacific Title) Akira Hokuto (c) vs Debbie Malenko

Debbie offers a handshake to Hokuto, playing all nice then imediatly jumps her once her back was turned. Surprisingly Hokuto does not murder her for this. Deb goes for the chicken wing but Hokuto escapes, few moments later she locks in a really tight dragon sleeper which Hokuto does a sweet escape from by running up the ropes and essentially hitting a sliced bread #2 and landing in a dragon sleeper of her own. Action gets cliped ahead as they start running through the bigger moves, both hit a couple of cool dives, Debbie gets in a nice suicide dive and Hokuto gaining revenge with a diving cross body. Understatement here but Debbie's quite good at hitting submissions and working over a body part and Hokuto's not too shabby at selling so unsurprisingly things get kicked up a notch once they start building the match around those two factors and Deb starts destroying Hokuto's arm. Crazy Fujiwara armbar as she just cranks the hell out of it among other things. Sadly just as that was getting going things end out of nowhear when Hokuto grabs a weird looking suplex whear she chicken wings Debbie's arm and then grabs both her legs with her other arm and just kinda drops her awkwardly for the pin. So should just stick to the NLB :) Match went around 14 mins and about half aired. Up until the screwy ending this was a darn good match though. Rare chance to see Debbie in a singles match, especially with one of the top stars as she didn't have a lot that made tape and she more then held her own in this.




- (IWA Title) Manami Toyota (c) vs Sakie Hasegawa

Things start off a bit sloppy as they trade a few moves but aren't on quite the same page, Sakie tries to slow things down but Toyota's having none of that. Sakie eventually gains controll and starts laying in some stiff kicks and it's here you can first see that Toyota's not really up for this match as it turns into a Sakie showcase for a bit. Sakie gets in a big series of suplexes, 4 top rope splashes from each corner and a lot of other stuff, really getting to shine but Toyota doesn't do an overly great job of putting it over. She fights back a little but it's half hearted and she mostly just kinda lays thear and takes it. Toyota finally wakes up a bit once it's time for her to spaz out and make the comeback. She wipes out totally on the moonsault to the outside attempt, barely grazing Sakie who was out of position just kind of grazing arm on the way down and mostly hitting floor but she soldiers on. They do a few more mins of highspots after that and it ends after Toyota half kills Sakie when she catches her climping up and just whips her down full forge with a nasty looking razor's edge power bomb which gets a big "oh shit" reaction from the crowd and a 2 count for Toyota. She follows it up with the JOCS to win. Weird match, Sakie looked real good here but she can't work for two this was an off night for Toyota. Don't get me wrong, a slopy, lazy Toyota is still better then a ton of other people out thear so I wouldn't call this a bad match but certainly disapointing and not as good as you'd hope on paper. Match goes 24, 11 aired.

Wacky Japanese Commercial report as there's a ton of adds for UFO tv specials on this episode.


- Toshiyo Yamada & Kyoko Inoue vs Aja Kong & Bull Nakano

Quite the awesome custom Jean Jacket Kyoko is sporting here. Anyways, most of this match is all about the mega monsters Aja & Bull dominating things. Yamada tries to get something going and gets a little bit of a run on Bull with a flurry of kicks but it's quickly shut down. Leads to a brawling section outside as Aja grabs her and tosses her all over the building which is always fun. Back in the Yamada/Kyoko team finally start making some progress and get in a lot of big moves including a flip powerbomb from Inoue on Aja but again their run eventually gets shut down leading to much trouble for Kyoko. Bull drops the leg but it's broken up before 3, Yamada saves her from a Bull moonsault attempt, Kyoko still can't come back and we get a long beat down section on her. Aja dumps her on her head with a huge german after cutting off the tag atempt. Yamada repeatedly in to make the save until Bull gets sick of her medling and takes her out, and Aja & Bull hit stereo guiloteen leg drops to crush both girls and end things. Real fun match, they didn't go all out or anything but put in enough effort to easily send the fans home happy. 9-10 mins of 23 aired.


Undercard highlights at the end of the show

Ito over Saemi "Numatchi" Numata in 11
Suzuka & Power over LCO in 11:30
Takako & Hotta over Bat & Watanabe in 12

Would have really liked to see that last one since Bat/Hotta was alway a good pairing.

Nothing essential on this show but it's a nice way to start the year off.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

SMASH 4 6/25/2010


- Yusuke Kodama vs Akira

Typical vet vs rookie match. Kodama got to show off a little bit and looked the best he has in any outing so far, still a long long ways to go but he showed a tiny bit of potential atleast.

- Mentallo & Akira Shoji vs Kim Numpum & Yun Gang Chul

Good god, between pre match hype video, entrances, a LONG ass Numpum pre match promo, the match itself, and more talking from Numpum post match this got almost 30 mins of tv time. Was dreading this going in but the match itself was actually kind of decent, Yun Gang was working a 14th rate Kinya Oyanagei time travling saluting soldier gimmick. While not what I would call good, he was passable enough and could do a few simple basic things well and a few not so simple things sloppily. Crushed poor Mentallo's face trying to do a twisting senton. Numpum larely stayed out of the action and when he was in he didn't look like the absolute worst wrestler in existence this time. Mentallo was really the glue that held this together even though Shoji/Kim was the focus and he got the big win over Yun Gang with a moonsault.

- Isami vs Kushida

Modern hardcore match with Isami Claus brining Kushida some presents in the form of ladders and barbed wire boards. Gotta say I like Kushida a lot more in this environment. Not necesarily as a hardcore wrestler, but just as a guy with a bit of an edge. As I said in my SMASH 3 review, he's 10 kinds of generic when he's trying to work your usual spotty jr match but he's far more interesting as a dude in a fight for his life against a mad man or even as in the role of Robert Gibson waiting for hot tag like he was playing on Smash 2. A few minor anoyances in this, Kushida didn't put over the few hardcore bumps he took that well near the end and he tried to turn it a litte too much into your typical jr style match but still, Isami brought out the best in him here and overall I liked this match a lot.


Side tanget #1. Gotta say Isami doing the "i'm gonna injure myself to injure my opponent and show you how tough and crazy I am" stuff really doesn't work well for him. Jun Kasai for example can do that kind of stuff and pull it off because you buy that he's that nuts and gets off on the punishment, with Isami it just sorta seems stupid.

Side tanget #2, weird as hell seeing Esui working ring crew duty on these shows since she retired from wrestling before SMASH even started. I totally forgot they had an MMA division that she ended up hooking up with.

Side tanget #3, I never want to see a close up of Tajiri talking in random outdoor settings again in my life.

Side tanget #4, Starbuck is the spitting image of Balls Mahoney if he were a little skinier and had all his teeth, upon first glance before I knew who it was I totally thought he was Balls.

Side tanget #5. I really dig when promotions have ending theme songs for their tv shows, FMW using "Blind Faith" circa 97 was my fave. SMASH using "Auld Lang Syne" is a really weird choice but somehow is fitting.

- Lin Bairon, Tajiri & Hajime Ohara vs Jessica Love, Stark Adder & Haijy Heimo Ukonselka

By the standards of Tajiri, Lin & even Ohara this was an off night sorta. No one looked bad or even close to it but they didn't bring their A game either. Lin especially toned down her act and didn't try anything too fancy which was probably for the best given her oppoents. She even had a rare botch as she messed up a 619 atempt. Still, this match was more about showing off the new comers anyways and on that end it actually did deliver. I made it 10 seconds into Jessica Love, heard his stupid moaning and decided i'd FF through all of his parts, the other 2 I was pretty impressed with. Finnish Viking Warrior Haijy immediatly won me over by playing air guitar with his giant Axe during the entrance, Finnish cave man Stark Adder had me fantasy booking in my mind how awesome it would be if Tajiri dug up Yone & Tsubo Genjin to take these guys on or called in another WWE favor and brought over the Highlanders. Ah, good times to be had thear. Wrestling wise they were about as good as to be exspected, I mean, you don't really want intricate technical holds from your wrestling cave men & vikings, you want clubering brutish madness and that's what we got so I was happy. Fun match. FCF is 2 for 2 in the love/hate column with me now, Starbuck's coming next month to be the tie breaker. Toshie Uematsu's also coming next month, yay.

- Shuri vs Kana

It's funny, when it comes to the subject of Kana and her working stiff, it was never so much that she worked stiff that bothered me, it was always more that she worked stiff in an era whear it's not done that often against people who clearly aren't into/used to working that style so a lot of the time it just felt uncomfortable to watch. Here she's up against the former Karate girl, a chick with a legit MMA background and what does Kana do? She 100% pulls her punches and works lighter then i've seen her do in ages. Not complaining either, just something I got a kick out of. She was great here and I much prefer this to seeing her play nise Hotta. Match was awesome, they did a great job of making this seem like a big deal with all the pre match hype vids and they kept that vibe up for the entire match. There was a hint of hatred in the air but it was more about "i'm going to prove i'm better then you" then "i'm going to punch your face in". Bulk of the match was built around really agressive mat work mixed in with some very impressive kick exchanges. Loved the selling in this too as both did a good job of putting over the fatigue from how hard they were fighting as the match went on. In the end it comes down to a strike battle and KG Shuri gets the huge win with a kick to the head knocking Kana out long enough to score her the pin. I remember last year when I read the result of this match my reaction was "WTF, really?" but seeing it now, Shuri def deserved the win as she steped her game up big time for this match and looked every bit like someone on Kana's level. Post match is great with Shuri sheding tears of joy and celbrating while Kana slowly walks off with an "I can't believe that happened" look on her face, mid way through leaving she stops, glances back and flashes a brief tiny evil looking smile as if to say "i'm going to kill you for this". Awesome stuff, i'm surprised Kana had a moment like that in her. Easily one of my favorite matches from 2010.

A nice bit of redemption for SMASH after the horribleness of their last show. The good was really good and the suck didn't suck as much as I thought it would.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Quick SMASH thoughts - Shows 1-3

So been kind of avoiding SMASH for the past 2 years but they've had a lot of joshi involvement i've wanted to see so I decided to give it a shot, let's see how this goes


SMASH 1 3/6/2010

- Tajiri vs Mentallo

Thought this was a pretty decent match. Mentallo didn't wow me but he seemed fine for a basic jr guy and Tajiri carried his end.

- Lin Bairon open workout with Tajiri

Awesome stuff. Ray working unmasked is just as awesome as she is with it and she has a cool look to boot. Here she gets to show off all her whacky kung fu flipping action making me really excited to see her on future shows.

- (Women) Shuri vs Meiko Satomura

Dug this quite a lot. Meiko is Meiko so is always great, Shuri hung in thear and outside of a few weak strikes looked good, def seems like someone who could develop into a very good wrestler if she sticks around long enough.

- Akira Shoji vs Leatherface

Really awful stuff, Latherface is no Super Leather. That's all i'll say

- (Hardcore Match) Tommy Dreamer vs Tajiri

Straight out of the late 90's/early 00's with lame hardcore wrestling. Cookie sheets and trash cans and kendo sticks galore. There were some fun moments mixed in, the table stuff was amusing and Tajiri did some cool shit so not a complete joke of a match, just nothing special.

- Kushida vs Hajime Ohara

Liked this a fair bit but it felt like it was missing something, felt a little robotic and emotionless I guess so I had a hard time getting into it seriously. Still, the action was good and I could see myself enjoying this more on another day if I was in a diffrent mood.

- Eugene promo

Pretty funny as he promises to come to Japan and punish Tajiri for being a bad bad boy for promising to bring him to Japan and never doing so.

Thought's afer the first show, SMASH is an interesting group. All complaints aside, I pretty much enjoyed everything I saw except the Leatherface match and they had enough interesting things to make me look forward to the next show.

SMASH 2 4/23/2010

- Tajiri vs Kyle Sebastion

Kyle's a big gangly kid, taller then your average jr (unless Tajiri is just way shorter then I thought) but too skinny to pass as a heavy. They did a lot of cool chain wrestling stuff so I really dug this a lot, Tajiri is great at that type of stuff and Kyle kept up nicely. Thought he was super impressive, the best looking guy of all the random non WWE foreigners SMASH has brought in that i've seen .

- Yusuke Kodama vs Hajime Ohara

Kodama's debut, your typical 1st outing for a Japanese rookie, gets to show a little bit of fire and get in some basic stuff but gets beat easily by the vetran w/o too much trouble. Couldn't tell much about Kodama from this, he didn't look horrible but wasn't impressive either.

- (Scramble Bunkhouse Barbedwire Bat Deathmatch) Mentallo vs Masato Tanaka vs Akira Shoji

They do a video package pre match to get over that Mentallo is a big FMW mark so this is a huge dream match for him and hey, masked FMW super fan is a gimmick I can throw my full support behind. This is full on old school early 90's garbage style and I loved this match. The work isn't crisp or smooth or full of high end offense, it's an ugly sloppy match but they had a lot of spirit and passion and that's more important to me. Shoji bleeds a gusher soaking himself and everyone else in the match with his blood and he generally played whiping boy for the other 2. Former MMA guy turned death match worker is also something I can support cause fuck, the world needs a new Mr. Danger. Him going nuts and riping off his shirt Hogan style while covered in blood and telling Tanaka to bring it on was a cool visual. Mentallo gets the win with a moonsault onto the bat onto Shoji. Again, LOVED this.

- Tajiri vs Eugene

So my memories of Eugene from the WWE were of him as a guy who did amusing goofy shit but largely dumbed down his actual wrestling work after a while to punch/kick/stolen sig spots off bigger names thusly I didn't go into this with high hopes. After a little bit of gaga to start with they get serious and take it to the mat and remind people that oh yeah, Eugene actually does have a lot of wrestling skill afterall which I really enjoyed. Nothing against the comedy stuff either as I like that too and in this match they do a great job of mixing both styles together and getting over the story of Eugene being pissed off at Tajiri but Tajiri not wanting to hurt his friend. Easily the best Eugene match i've ever seen.

- Kushida & Lin Bairon vs Hajime Ohara & Shuri

Really good, long match that told a cool story. Bairon is a wild woman who doesn't understand the finer points of tag team wrestling...like the whole tagging part (a cute Chinese Kamala if you will) and she's making her "debut" so she wants to show off and go at it alone. She demands to start and doesn't even want to bother with Shuri, calling out Ohara who obliges. She has some nice exchanges with both Ohara & Shuri, lots of hate between her and Shuri. Kush tags himself in with a tap to the head and goes at it for a while with both. Bairon tags back in and we get a really fun section of her getting double teamed, fighting back but refusing to tag out, getting beat up some more, finally wanting out but having no one to tag because Shuri & Ohara took out Kushida. Ohara's someone who just has the scumbag look written all over him but Shuri is quite the unlikely heel here, both are quite good in the role. Kush finally gets the super mega big hot tag and runs wild allowing Bairon to recover and get the big win with a spinny flippy twisting moonsault thing. Awesome stuff. Wish everyone involved would work more like this all the time.

Thoughts after the 2nd show, 3 really good matches and 2 decent ones, lots of variety, some cool wrestlers that have a lot of personality, some whacky fun characters but mostly doing serious wrestling without the stupidity you find in other "sports entertainment" style feds. This is a fed I could see myself becoming a big fan of.

Smash 3 5/29/2010

- Golem Knight vs Akira

Holy shit, I don't know who Golem Knight is or whear he came from but he stunk the joint out here in an awful match that old man Akira wasn't game to try and carry him through. One of the worst guys i've ever seen get a spot in Japan, so bad that even if he flew himself over and paid to be on the show Tajiri should refund his cash and a bonus to never come back. Mind blowingly I do know that he gets brought back for 2 more matches after this before disapearing.

- Jessica Love vs Hajime Ohara

Love's a Finish dude doing a tranny gimmick. I've seen quite a lot of flamboyant gay molesters in wrestling over the years, enough to know I don't ever need to see anymore so I had no patience for this. It's not a gimmick I particularly mind if they can also bring good wrestling to the table too, I love Pimpi in AAA for example, so I waited a bit to see if Jessica could do the same....which he didn't. Add in him doing the most over the top annoying, 1 million times worse then anything you'll ever see in Joshi, screams and moans and...noises and I couldn't take any more. Made it maybe half way into this before I gave up and skiped to the next match.

- Kim Numpum, Mentallo & Lin Bairon vs Akira Shoji, Yusuke Kodama & Shuri

Numpum is some awful barely trained guy from Korea who I assume is either a really famous celeb, money mark for SMASH or both to have gotten put on the show, there's no other excuse. Kodama again was just kind of thear, the other 4 looked nice, Lin especially and they brought just enough to the table to keep this out of the rubish bin but it was seriously draged down by Numpum. Most interesting thing about this was Kana's run in and brawl with Kana post match.

- (FCF Title) Valentine (c) vs Tajiri

Parade of shitty foreigners continues, streak of fun/good Tajiri matches ends. Valentine was just embarassing with his over the top "look at me i'm playing pro wrestling bad guy" schtick. Just phony and fake in every way, took me out of the match at the start and the wrestling iteself was so bland and average that the whole thing was a lost cause.

- Prince Devit vs Kushida

The first half was really good, as i've said before I dig matches build around basic mat work and chain wrestling and this had some really good sections of that. They kind of lost me for the 2nd half though as it became your standard jr wrestling 101. Here's some head drops, here's some flips, here's some near falls. Impressive looking but nothing to really make any of it stand out. Don't want to sound too harsh on this however as I did still like it a lot and compared to the rest of the card it was a 5 star affair but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't anything special. After watching this, i've come to the conclusion that Kushida is the Flying Kid Ichihara of the new generation. A guy who's in everyway a pedestrian, typical stereo type of a jr wrestler. Like some AI created template you'd get from a video game. He does just enough well that it would be wrong to call him bad because he's not but there's nothing unique about him at all and when I think of all the guys out thear working in New Japan, NOAH, DDT, BJW, MPro, Kdojo, Osaka Pro, Dragon Gate and on and on I could easily name a million dudes who are better.

Thoughts after the 3rd show, who ever is in charge of booking the foreign talent needs a bullet in the head. It's great that SMASH is using guys outside of the usual super indy bubble that typically get chances in other companies as there's a lot of really good undiscovered talent out thear but the new ones used on this show aren't it. I know the FCW guys play a big part on future shows and well, this Starbuck guy better bring the goods cause the rest of his Finish crew stinks and this whole show left a bad taste in my mouth. Looking forward to Kana/Shuri on the next show but that's about it at this point.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Random Quickie - Chikara 8/17/07 International Invaders Weekend Night 1

- Rahim Ali vs Shane Storm
- Alex Payne vs Tim Donst
- USApe vs Moscow
- Shayne Hawke vs Jigsaw

Ape vs Moscow was kind of fun, helped that they kept it short, the other 3 were some mix between awful, boring & generic. All went short and you were glad of it too. Also random thought, in the monkey vs cow match, Moohamad the terrorist cow came out to distract Moscow and cause him to lose. Why's the terrorist cow have to be named Moohamad? Seems kind of racist if ya ask me. Why can't the terrorist cow be named Steve???

- Olsen Twins & Brodie Lee vs Fire Ant Soldier Ant & Worker Ant

First decent match of the show, Olsen's always rule and Brodie killed folks in a pleasing manner.

- Claudio Castagnoli vs Akira Raijin

Surprisingly good. They took it to the mat and had a real nice back and forth exchange of holds. Made me want to track down more Raijin stuff. One of the few matches on the show to get a decent amount of time and they made good use of it.

- Pac vs Ricochet

For something they were touting as a "dream match" even back then this was kinda disapointing. Not bad per se but they only got like 8 mins, enough to go back and forth with random flashy dives but not enough to build into anything special. Nice for what it was but could & should have been so much more.

- Eddie Kingston vs Brute Issei

Kinda fun in a big guy lumbering slug fest sorta way. Brute kinda struggled a little to keep up and seemed lost at times but Kingston brought it.

- Chris Hero, Larry Sweeney, Chuck Taylor & Mitch Ryder vs Las Chivas, Equinox & Lince Dorado

Wasn't exspecting anything going in but holy fuck this was an awesome match. Great mixing of styles, comedy & faux lucha to start, great old school FIP beat down section on Equinox in the middle and your typical indy style dive fest, 2.9 a thon to end things. Everyone was on, including Chivas & Equinox who I didn't have high hopes for but those 3 stole the show actually. Surpised this didn't make Chikara's best of 07 Smart Mark set.

- (Chikara Tag Titles - 2 out of 3 Falls) F.I.S.T. vs Los Ice Creams

This on the other hand kinda stunk. The action was OK but there was a little too much stupidity and screwiness wiith their own internal logic that it took away from everything. 2 people in the ring attacking 1 guy = not ok. 2 people pinning 1 guy at the same time = OK. No physical tags needed, just leave the ring & your partner can come in = fine, leaving the ring while the ref isn't looking = not fine. 30 second break in between falls unless 1 team decideds they don't want to at which point the ref says "ok then, ring the bell, go ahead". Dumb dumb dumb...

Saturday, July 23, 2011

1992 Joshi thoughts & Top 10-20 list

Took me longer to complete this year then any other i've done so far due to the much larger amount of footage available. Just from AJW alone there's almost more matches this year that made tape then 1990 & 1991 combined, add in that I didn't just watch AJW this time and also watched a good 25 - 30 JWP/FMW matches and this was quite the year. With so much going on it wouldn't be fair to limit things to just 10 so

Top 20 Joshi Matches of the Year.

1. AJW 11/26/1992 (3WA World Title) Bull Nakano (c) vs Aja Kong
2. AJW 11/26/1992 (3WA Tag Titles, 2 out of 3 Falls) Toshiyo Yamada & Manami Toyota (c) vs Dynamite Kansai & Mayumi Ozaki
3. AJW 8/15/1992 (IWA Title - Hair vs Hair) Manami Toyota (c) vs Toshiyo Yamada
4. AJW 4/25/1992 (3WA Title Match) Bull Nakano (c) vs Aja Kong
5. AJW 7/15/1992 (3WA Tag Titles - 2 out of 3 Falls) Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada (c) vs Aja Kong & Kyoko Inoue
6. FMW 9/19/1992 Megumi Kudo & Combat Toyoda vs Bull Nakano & Akira Hokuto
7. AJW 6/21/1992 (JGP 92) Aja Kong vs Bison Kimura
8. AJW 6/21/1992 (No Time Limit) Manami Toyota vs Toshiyo Yamada
9. AJW 5/24/1992 Kyoko Inoue & Mariko Yoshida vs Manami Toyota & Sakie Hasegawa
10. AJW 8/15/1992 (Fuji TV Tag Tournament FINAL) Bull Nakano & Aja Kong vs Toshiyo Yamada & Akira Hokuto
11. AJW 8/30/1992 Bull Nakano, Yumiko Hotta & Suzuka Minami vs Akira Hokuto, Etsuko Mita & Mima Shimoda
12. JWP 12/1/1992 Yumiko Hotta & Takako Inoue vs Mayumi Ozaki & Hikari Fukuoka
13. AJW 5/24/1992 Aja Kong & Bison Kimura vs Akira Hokuto & Etsuko Mita
14. AJW 6/27/1992 (3WA Tag Titles 2 out of 3 Falls) Toshiyo Yamada & Manami Toyota (c) vs Akira Hokuto & Kyoko Inoue
15. AJW 11/26/1992 (All Pacific Title) Kyoko Inoue (c) vs Akira Hokuto
16. AJW 3/20/1992 (3WA vs UWA Tag Titles - 2 out of 3 Falls) Aja Kong & Bison Kimura (3WA) vs Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada (UWA)
17. AJW 4/25/1992 (IWA World Women’s Title Match) Kyoko Inoue (c) vs Manami Toyota
18. AJW 6/27/1992 (AJW Title) Mariko Yoshida (c) vs Etsuko Mita
19. AJW 12/13/1992 (Tag Leauge The Best 92 FINAL) Aja Kong & Kyoko Inoue vs Manami Toyota & Toshiyo Yamada
20. JWP 10/7/1992 (JWP Tag Titles) Cuty Suzuki & Mayumi Ozaki (c) vs Dynamite Kansai & Hikari Fukuoka

This was quite a hard list to put together, the top few and bottom few i'm confident about, on any other day I could probably rearrange the middle a good deal. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree but for me giving the Aja/Bull title change the #1 spot was an easy choice. In a stand alone vaccum the Dream Rush tag has better action, it's a fuckin great match, one of the best ever, but at the end of the day it's just a great match. Aja/Bull is a great match AND it's the end of an almost 3 year story that's dominated the entire company for much of that time and it sets up Aja as the undisputed ace of the company which she'd be for the next 2 years. So yeah, easy choice to have that as my #1.

Top 10 Wrestlers of the Year

1. Mariko Yoshida
2. Manami Toyota
3. Akira Hokuto
4. Toshiyo Yamada
5. Aja Kong
6. Bull Nakano
7. Kyoko Inoue
8. Mayumi Ozaki
9. Bison Kimura
10. Dynamite Kansai

Little bit easier list to make. No it's not really reflected in my top matches list but night in night out Yoshida was easily the most talented & consistently enjoyable wrestler in AJW. She didn't have as many opportunities to produce classics as others but she had her share and if I were to rank 21-30 she'd be in a good portion of those. Yoshida's rise up the ranks was a joy to watch too. She's someone who doens't have any natural advantages as a wrestler, she's not big or tall, she didn't have a major sports background prior to becoming a wrestler, not the greatest singer, and while she is very attractive, she isn't hot in that exploitable way that leads to one getting outside deals as a bikini model or whatever. To get ahead in wrestling she had to rely on talent alone so she worked really really hard and started putting on really really good matches. The fans saw this, apreciated it and started cheering her which in turn led to the guys in charge seeing this and pushing her higher up the card accordingly. In this day and age whear most wrestling promoters could give fuck all about things like who has the most skill and who gets the best crowd reaction and just shove whoever they like down the throats of fans until they learn to love it watching Yoshida in 92 was really refreshing. Toyota is an interesting case as she on the other hand was given the most chances this year to produce on a high level and in many of those matches she wasn't even the best preformer in them actually. Still, for every match whear she may have been 2nd, 3rd or 4th best, she had a ton more whear she was #1 and she had so many great matches and moments period that you can't really deny her a top spot. Her vs Yamada would be my pick for feud of the year and I would easily, hands down by a large margin call her & Yamada the best tag team, not just in joshi but in the world in 1992. Aja & Bull being a bit lower on my list this year then in previous years doesn't have so much to do with them slipping as it does more with this year focusing on others besides them a lot more. Bull vs Aja while never a dead issue was cooled off for a while in the early part of the year plus Bull having been on top for so long was starting to run out of fresh feuds. Giving her the CMLL women's title and having her recycle opponents to go after that helped stretch things out nicely though. The Bull vs Hokuto feud in the middle of the year was also one of the more enjoyable things of 1992 too, their 7/15 match is one of the better matches that didn't make my top 20 and their cage match on 7/30 would have been up thear too had it aired in full i'm sure.

Also worth mentioning is that just from a booking standpoint this was one of, if not the companies best years ever and in general so many memorable and historical moments took place this year that it's hard to keep track. This year saw the end (temporarily atleast) of the careers of Yoshida, Bison & Kamiya, the start of careers for girls like Kumiko Maekara & Rie Tamada and the first major pushes for girls like Sakie Hasegawa & Kaoru Ito. There was the obvious stuff i've allready mentioned like Yamada vs Toyota, Aja vs Bull, Hokuto vs Bull, Aja & Kyoko teaming up for the first time, Akira Hokuto recruiting Mita & Shimoda and start LCO, Yoshida's awesome little run. Except for the rookies and a few other minor exceptions, pretty much everyone on the roster had atleast 1 standout moment or run of somesort this year that made watching everything in order worth the effort. The running theme of Takako Inoue trying to gain respect, bullying anyone on or below her level and getting the crap kicked out of her by anyone above her level and Bat Yoshinaga continuing to wreck things up on the undercards this year were 2 of my other favorite standout things from this year off the top of my head. Of course, the biggest most important happening this year was the start of the interpromotional wars, first with Shark & Crusher from FMW invading after the main event of the 7/15 AJW show, then JWP getting in the mix and lastly the newly formed LLPW showing up. The original JWP splitting in 2 with half their roster bouncing to form LLPW is also a huge thing that took place this year, I personally didn't see enough footage to really follow having watched nothing from JWP early in the year or from LLPW's first few shows but it's still worth bringing up. The few JWP shows I did watch I really enjoyed, they were a clear #2 and couldn't compare to AJW but they had a few great matches that I got to see and a lot of really good talent on their roster with not just Kansai & OZ but Devil, Cuty, Bolshoi, Plum, Fukuoka, rookie Candy Okutsu and hidden gem Sumiko Saito. 19 years later here in 2011 joshi promotions are still sharing talent and we take it for granted but in 1992 it hadn't been done before, ever, it was new and fresh and exciting. Something that produced a lot of hate filled, emotional moments and a lot of amazing matches. Something that literally changed the entire business forever.